if we aint busy fucking
then i am fucking busy
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Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me.
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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The amazing moment when you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time..
and you just look at each other like
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Tea Sub, sold at Fred Flare.
This fun little tea infuser helps you make the perfect brew—just put your favorite loose tea inside the compartment, and submerge! Made with dishwasher safe, heat resistant silicone.
NANCY LETS SELL THESE TOO
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
the paparazzi can take a million pictures but they can’t take one video?
k
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We also played some weird farting game that I never knew the origin of called “doorknob.” If you farted, you had to say safety. If you didn’t, and someone noticed, they could yell “doorknob,” wherein everyone could pound the crap out of you until you touched a doorknob. Pretty much gave me PTSD, and had me saying “safety” every time I cut loose for literally years.
The worst was, “that’s not a doorknob, that’s a door handle.” punch
- friend: there's a life outside the internet
- me: link me
Favorite book you actually read for English class
i guess
the great gatsby… or the things they carried
..lol
i dont know i start hating all the books we read in english because we discuss every single little detail
id rather just take away whatever knowledge i gain from reading through the book the first time
